The Technobabble Pirate is a popular character in the Fictional Universe who escaped to the Universe of Universe and then to the U of U of U of U. He is best known for his short stint at business administration over a variety of businesses all of which believed that he would boost morale and bring a positive image to each company. However, his mismanagement of almost all these including the then-budding RangleCorp. led to his eventual sacking. He was then picked up by the Technobabble Wiki as a mascot, but his image was dropped in favor of simply having ownership of his many quotes, some of which have taken the world by storm.
- "ARRRRRRRRRTIKELS BE WRITTEN HERE!"
- "BOBLAND! WE LOVE THE RUM!"
- "POST THEM ARRTIKELS!"
- "SWAB THEM PAGEDECKS!"
- "TECHNOBABBLE BUMP, ME HEARTIES!"