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"IT EXISTS AND DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!"

-Professor Bob Hoffman, while under the influence of drink.

Quantonium is an element which does not exist when not observed. This is due to its being an exemplification of Schrödinger's principle. Quantonium is known to cause Dumbness syndrome in Crootabolian seawhales. Quantonium can also enlarge humans. Quantonium is the most outlawed substance of them all in the Kublontro Galaxy, because they hate energy, and quantonium is the most energetic substance of them all.

Quantonium is on #18 in the GSOT.