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A Polaron Synchotron is a particle accelerator that is designed to accelerate polarons. It uses carefully calibrated and synchronised quantum field accelerators to accelerate polarons to quantum lightspeed.

History[]

Polaron Synchotron

Schematics for the Isaacland Polaron Synchotron.

The first Polaron Synchotron was designed in 2030 by the Isaacland Governmental Research Team. The design was then built in Isaacland. This particular synchotron was named, in a spark of true originality, the Isaacland Polaron Synchotron. It was here that the Trevors-Phalen Mass Centrosystemic Field was discovered.

Paradox[]

Main article: IPS Paradox

On February 30th, 2031, the day the Isaacland Polaron Synchotron was activated, some voiced the opinion that as polarons supposedly had no mass, how was it that they were only able to achieve quantum lightspeed? This hypothesis was tested by allowing a polaron in Accelerator Ring Two to exceed quantum lightspeed, then lightspeed, then as it crossed the speed-of-light barrier, it created a breach in the fabric of the space-time-brizo-quanta continuum and radically altered circumstances in the Island of Zed, leading to a minor paradox in time-dates of major historical events including the creation of the Gregorian Calendar and the discovery of the Bermuda Triangle. This meant that the experiment daidn't happen, which led to -( Creationium paperweights being created on the desk of James K. Phalen, which led to the SmarT War of 2134 Treaty not being signed. The polaron then collided with the dth degree space wavefront of the Time Paradox of 1943, which compounded the chain reaction of Brizospace BRB Energy Exchanges, then was propelled deep into the past and wreaked havoc with the Great Attractor.

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