-( is the only number not to be used in the alphabet, and is also a popular fruit drink made by SmarT Co. Inc. Industries.
History of -( Edit
-( was discovered by Jarcon Flehm on June 31, 2078, shortly after he had had his daily mercury injection. As said by him, the discovery came about when "I [Flehm] wondered if there was a number that represented the time it takes for an antigravity generator to touch the ground." Thusly, he calculated this using UberQuantumRelative Physics, that the time was exactly negative-impossible seconds, or -(.
The uses of -( Edit
-( is generally used for creating UberQuantumRelative equations, and also for confusing uneducated peasants. It is also used in programming to represent an explosion 1 trillion times the size of a @-bomb.